Alt. Dict. Family matters

Sissues: problems you have with your sister

Broken: how well you know your brother

Dadmonishment: when your dad chips in to back your mother up when she is telling you off

Mumageddon: when both your mother AND your mother-in-law come to visit you at once

Petrified: how you feel when you contemplate the responsibility you are about to take on with the purchase of your first dog